The Sky Is On Acid

This is some crap, right here.

I've seen some Nor'easters in my time; but I feel I have to address what's going on outside right now. I'm having the strangest day!

Ever have a day when the weather seems to do everything? It's a Whitman's Sampler of crap outside. I'm still waiting for the thunder and lightning! Good thing I didn't make any plans for what I thought was another lazy sunday afternoon. Me and my family spent the day trying to run a few errands in my new car while the sky played God's greates thits.

The main reason I got out of bed this morning was because I was so cold I literally couldn't sleep. As I've explained in my refrigerator analogy, my room is the freezer (right over the garage, which constantly radiates cold through my wooden floor). By 11:00 it was in the 40's outside and we were all in spring jackets and sunglasses. Them - BAM! - we leave church and it's raining sideways! The rest of the day was a mix of warm sunshine and teeny little flurries.

Until 4:oo, when I looked out my window and saw total whiteout conditions.

It seriously came out of nowhere. I could see the dim glow of headlights from cars suddenly caught in the blizzard. The wind howled through the house like the wailing undead. It lasted just long enough for me to snag a few pictures. Still, I guess it could be worse - at least it's not raining toads...yet.

Should I be worried? Is this some sign of the apocalypse or something? Or, are these the last mucusy throws of winter - like the final patch of hacking wet coughs before your body flushes out an illness? Oh, I fogot to mention the hail...